May. 1st, 2012

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After Supreme Court deliberations this week, The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's health care package. Allergists are in favor of scratching it, but dermatologists have advised not to make any rash moves just yet. Gastroenterologists have sort of a gut feeling about the whole thing, but neurologists think the administration has a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, obstetricians feel certain everyone is laboring under a misconception, while ophthalmologists consider the whole idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while pediatricians say, "Oh, grow up!"

Psychiatrists think the whole idea is madness, while radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons have decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and internists claim it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic surgeons opined that the Supreme Court deliberations have "put a whole new face on the matter," while podiatrists think it is a step forward. Urologists are pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists think the whole idea is a gas, and cardiologists just don't have the heart to say no.

In the end, proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

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