Свинья мертва
Sep. 15th, 2006 09:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
occuserpensМашина Гитлера сбила свинью, фюрер послал водителя извиниться перед хозяином. Тот возвращается только через час, в доску пьяный, с корзиной колбасы и с бутылкой шампанского - это во время в войны!
Гитлер: В чем дело, почему это он так расщeдрился?!
Водитель: Я сказал: Хайль Гитлер! Свинья мертва. Хозяин страшно обрадовался.
Spiegel. David Crossland. "Did You Hear the One About Hitler?"
A new book about humor under the Nazis gives some interesting insights into life in the Third Reich and breaks yet another taboo in Germany's treatment of its history. Jokes told during the era, says the author, provided the populace with a pressure release.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a man who isn't saluting.
"Why aren't you saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," comes the answer. "I'm not crazy!"
Гитлер: В чем дело, почему это он так расщeдрился?!
Водитель: Я сказал: Хайль Гитлер! Свинья мертва. Хозяин страшно обрадовался.
Spiegel. David Crossland. "Did You Hear the One About Hitler?"
A new book about humor under the Nazis gives some interesting insights into life in the Third Reich and breaks yet another taboo in Germany's treatment of its history. Jokes told during the era, says the author, provided the populace with a pressure release.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a man who isn't saluting.
"Why aren't you saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," comes the answer. "I'm not crazy!"
